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"You suck. I came here to see otters."
Anonymous
"This is probably the best blog you've never read."
Doug Ulman, swashbuckler
"Why don't you have anything about otters? I'm really disappointed. I thought this was an otter site."
Johan Holzel, wildlife enthusiast
"Stop blogging and I will cut out your eyes."
Anonymous
"Otter Zen breaks the Fourth Wall."
Pintoo, trajectory specialist
"Dude, an otter is a thin gay bear. Seriously."
Billzy, pro-boarder
"What else could I do on trains without otter zen??"
Kate Lumsden, concerned commuter
"Your life will be worthwhile if your penis grows a little."
windynamic6@cathayway.com, spammer
"People like you make me sick. Drowning polar bears are no laughing matter."
GreenDaClimate, environmental campaigner
"I like your blog when you're funny. Can you email me and let me know when you're going to be funny please, so I don't have to check your stupid blog everyday?"
Kanukian (still awaiting first email)
"I'm sorry, we don't read your blog."
Weekly Weblog Review
"Best 20 minutes I've had on the bog in ages."
Phil Boast, The Man with the Golden Stump
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