Tuesday

Zen 1066: I can't begin to express how much I want one of these

Frankie Zapata is the man who invented this thing. He calls it a 'Flyboard', despite it not being a board and having more to do with diving. I don't care. It looks like an amazing way to hurt yourself.

In translation, the girl is saying: "Zis sing is making me hot in ze pants for crazy Frankie Zapata ... like French women in all ze films, ah 'ave an irrational attraction to men 'oo step outside ze cultural norms, especially if zey smoke Gitanes and treat me like sheet."

To which Frankie replies: "Bof. Zut Alors. Ennui. Citroen Picasso."

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