Zen 1043: Grinding the crack - not a nefarious Saturday night activity, but a scary video of some dude basejumping in a wing suit

He's called Jeb Corliss and he's done more than 1,000 base jumps worldwide. Of course he's called Jeb Corliss. They're never called bloody John Smith are they? They're always like Rock Torland, or Blink Stoober, or Fang Tramphand or somesuch. Basically, if you want your kid to grow up to be an accountant, give him a normal name. If you want him to jump off stuff like some fucking loony, name him after a dog and a made-up word with lots of hard consonants in it. Names are destiny.