Prince Jefri of Brunei has more money than he rightfully knows what to do with. Money, for him, is literally no object. For example, he has a luxury mega yacht called 'Tits'. He keeps a harem of ethnically diverse women. He buys million dollar homes all over the world but rarely sets foot in them. He has a fleet of luxury cars he never uses because their tyres melt on the baked Bruneian tarmac.
Jefri also has a whispy little porno moustache and no discernable taste whatsoever, both of which are features of the half dozen or so life-sized (rather than life-like) pornographic bronzes of him and his fiance Micha Raines re-enacting scenes from the Karma Sutra. Grotesque and deeply unsexy, they were apparently commissioned to stand around the pool at one of the New York homes Jefri owns but doesn't use.
Quite why the porno statues have come up one of the prince's legal actions is not entirely clear. This may be because the case in question, which is being tried in New York, is phenomenally complicated, has cost close to half a billion dollars and seems to revolve around the prince suing his younger brother for a measly $6m. Weirder still, it seems Jefri's older brother is paying for both the prosecution and the defence.
I don't know what the right reaction here is, but I'm opting for open-mouthed disbelief with a fair dollop of point-and-stare. Lifestyles of the rich and shameless indeed.
Taking a slash
5 days ago


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