Using your eyeballs to send coded messages to alien civilisations since 2009
Ah, I remember when I went on Dragon's Den. I went up to Deborah Meaden and slapped my cock on the table next to her. "And what is that meant to be?" she asked.I looked over at the other dragons and said "I knew it - fucking lesbian!"I was then kicked out of the den. Political correctness gone mad. All because I told Deborah, "fuck off and make us all a tea while the men talk business, love."Of course, as the guards dragged me through the doors, I screamed, "and for that reason, I'm out, bitches!".Yeah, it's all true. All of it.
God damn, I wish it was.