Ah, I remember when I went on Dragon's Den. I went up to Deborah Meaden and slapped my cock on the table next to her. "And what is that meant to be?" she asked. I looked over at the other dragons and said "I knew it - fucking lesbian!" I was then kicked out of the den. Political correctness gone mad. All because I told Deborah, "fuck off and make us all a tea while the men talk business, love."
Of course, as the guards dragged me through the doors, I screamed, "and for that reason, I'm out, bitches!".
Ah, I remember when I went on Dragon's Den. I went up to Deborah Meaden and slapped my cock on the table next to her.
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I looked over at the other dragons and said "I knew it - fucking lesbian!"
I was then kicked out of the den. Political correctness gone mad. All because I told Deborah, "fuck off and make us all a tea while the men talk business, love."
Of course, as the guards dragged me through the doors, I screamed, "and for that reason, I'm out, bitches!".
Yeah, it's all true. All of it.
God damn, I wish it was.
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