Zen 71: Wank in the air (pictured)

There's an Olympic ski jumper from Germany called Andreas Wank.

Suddenly all the BBC commentators have taken the Germanic 'V' pronunciation. I suspect this for the same reason science correspondents adopt a tortured pronunciation of Uranus.

Imagine a time in the far-flung future, when the great-great-great grandson of an Olympic ski jumper becomes the first man to set foot on one of the furthest flung bodies in our solar system.

A Wank on Uranus. That'll definitely make YouTube.