Monday

Zen 802: Snapped handlebars

Pintoo once Facebooked how he'd broken his stem. We kept that thread running with weak puns for about a month.

Unlike Pintoo, my stem remains strong, manly and intact, but my handlebars have just suffered a catastrophic collapse.

Imagine if they'd gone in the middle of a busy intersection with a bus pulling out, sandwiching you between a four-tonne truck and another bus while some twat on a scooter tried to squeeze past on the inside, I hear you cry.

Imagine.

I am having a 'lucky to be alive' moment.




Zen 766: Ariel's toughest assignment

BBC in-house paper Ariel has a 'lost in showbiz' moment with this headline. Your heart bleeds for them doesn't it. Poor dears.