Pintoo once Facebooked how he'd broken his stem. We kept that thread running with weak puns for about a month.
Unlike Pintoo, my stem remains strong, manly and intact, but my handlebars have just suffered a catastrophic collapse.
Imagine if they'd gone in the middle of a busy intersection with a bus pulling out, sandwiching you between a four-tonne truck and another bus while some twat on a scooter tried to squeeze past on the inside, I hear you cry.
I am having a 'lucky to be alive' moment.
Taking a slash
5 days ago